ENTERTAINMENT
Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag-English?
(To whoever gets to understand this letter,
CONGRATULATIONS!)
The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila
and have been preserved to its original unedited form. Enjoy reading and you
may try to direct translation is Tagalog, Pls. read with feelings……
October 1996,
To Marjorie
I am not surprise or wonder why Dennis leave you why? What
reason can you think about but you’re very fat body. I thought before that
Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really
can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis
say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad)
and always calling to their house what he got home or this or that.
And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in
his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body. But
you hate it. Thought you’re the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do
you think you are “ Beautiful Girl” of Jose Mari Chan?
Even you are beautiful face ( to your think) you do not have
the right to called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other
for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you
names either in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start
already to calling me different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call
you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND
UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.
You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because
I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I’m repeat
again that you are like Lozada when she is a girl.
Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S.
You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to
kissed. Me or you? And the final is me. There you go
We hear most of the people speaking in English in this way. Sometimes, I also speak in this way. Few Filipinos can speak clearly and fluently in English.
The letter above is the revised version. I hope the corrections that I made are all correct. I also admit to myself that I am not good in speaking in English. There are a lot of errors in the letter. I think for a person that doesn't have any knowledge in English can write this kind of letter. I am also surprised in the content and the grammar of the letter.
Now I can answer the title, "Ganito rin ba ako mag-English?" No, hindi ako ganito mag-English.
ENTERTAINMENT
Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag-English?
(To whoever gets to understand this letter,
CONGRATULATIONS!)
The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila
and have been preserved to its original unedited form. Enjoy reading and you
may try to direct translation is Tagalog, Pls. read with feelings……
October 1996,
To Marjorie
I am not surprise or wonder why Dennis leave you. What
reason can you think about but you’re very fat body? I thought before that
Dennis only used me as his toy but soon I realized that he really cannot bared
to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis said that he could not stand
you’re habit of making intrusive in where he is going and always calling to
their house if he got home and many more.
And then he said that he got ashamed to me either in school
or in his family and asking you to exercise you’re very fat body. But you hate
it. Thought you’re the prettiest girls he knows. What do you think you are the “Beautiful
Girl” of Jose Mari Chan?
Even you have a beautiful face (in your mind) you do not
have the right to called me whatsoever or in different names once or the other
to just insult my personality because I never call you in different names
either in the front of Dennis or at the back of Dennis, but if you started to
call me in different names, I don’t have any choice but to call you in
different name too. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESE, OVERWEIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPED
GIRL. Shame to your body that is like a BUDDING.
You cannot blame Dennis for replacing me to you because I am
sexier that you even you look on us in the mirror. I am repeating this again
that you are like Lozada when she is a girl.
Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S.
You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to
kiss, me or you? But the final is me. There you go.